Jefferson has joined the National Guard. He tells Al and Griff of the benefits: for one weekend per month, one gets to party with a bunch of guys and even get paid for it. Of course, you have to pass basic training first, but even that has a benefit. One does not have to go to one's regular job, but the boss still has to pay the salary. Al and Griff suddenly feel the urge to serve their country.
Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse
Director(s): Amanda Bearse
Writer(s): Todd Newman, David Faustino, Terry Maloney Haley