In order to get a $20,000 contract of a model for a national olive oil brand, Kelly has to sign a Morals Clause, which requires that she remain chaste. This proves to be a difficult task. Meanwhile, Al hears that Officer Dan is appearing in Al's favorite TV show, Cops, and blackmails him to become his partner.
Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse
Director(s): Amanda Bearse
Writer(s): Laurie Lee-Goss, Garry Bowren, Michael G. Moye