Joey can't stand the neighbor's bird. When he tells Mel he wants to talk to him, Mel tells him not to. But when the bird gets too much, he goes there, and the man wants to get rid of the junk on his property, which is Mel's. Later they learn that part of the house is on his property and after a certain period of time, he forfeits his rights so they try to be nice to him. Ryder wants to shoot a PSA about texting and driving with Lennox and a jock as the stars, but she doesn't want to do it.
Stars: Melissa Joan Hart, Joey Lawrence, Taylor Spreitler
Director(s): Ted Wass
Writer(s): David Kendall, Bob Young, Sarah Jane Cunningham